About time we started one? [upl-image-preview url=//i.imgur.com/SdT33q9.png ]

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One for the vaccine refusenik conspiracy theorists. [upl-image-preview url=//i.imgur.com/vk7NX1j.png] It's true. I removed the antennae from my wheels and some sod came round and let my tyres down.

Reimagining Gender! https://imgur.com/a/jZl98ZU

![Brits take to social media to see the funny side in the face of a new lockdown](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/NINTCHDBPICT000628901657.jpg)

I must be normal, all I can see is an 8. [URL=https://i.imgur.com/v1Bn9Oc.jpg][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/v1Bn9Oc.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

My favourite joke I loved to tell when I was a child……… A snake was warming himself in a nice sunny spot in the woods when another snake came quickly slithering up to him and with a very worrying anxious look on his face said… "Sid! Sid! Quick! What am I, a grass snake or an adder?" "A grass snake, why?" replied Sid sleepily. "Thank Gawd for that. I've just bit me lip!"

I have a friend Pat from Ireland went into the local market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy swine", so he decided to set a test for our emerald hero hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Pat says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?" Pat says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99". Pat stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go boy," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Pat answers, "Oh b'Jaisus it's so easy look each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat's 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Pat so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100." Pat stares into space again, then he shouts, "Sweet mother of Mary i've got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Pat’s attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells him, "Go on, the paddy, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Pat leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

@"-Mac"#p1329 Ah…that word filter….but people will figure out that it's turd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=fCNvZqpa-7Q&fbclid=IwAR2_F-MQHws1WFI0hPMKsKt_68qa5vsNpe1yCRySmOmIESbf0wiC5rS2tXk&ab_channel=TimMinchin

Funnies Thread

dfk41

DavecUK

I came across this today, have not seen it for ages

-Mac

dutchy101

MikeG

Apologies if this has been posted already.
Coffee Snobs - YouTube

DavecUK

Why don’t Monkeys play poker in the jungle?

……………too many Cheetahs!

-Mac

Dad jokes now is it, Dave? Right….

Cheese jokes.

What’s the best cheese to entice a bear?
Comeonbear

How did the decorator kill his wife with cheese?
He double-glossed her

What’s the best cheese to hide a small horse?
Mask-a-pony

Why did the window fitter use cheese for insulation?
No more bries

Pompeyexile

Had a spot of luck the other day. After shopping at Sainsbury’s I was putting my shopping away in the boot of my car and as I looked down I saw a £20 note on the ground. Reusult! that’s half my shopping paid for. Then I stopped and thought no, come on, what would Jesus do? So, I went back into Sainsbury’s and turned it in… to wine! 😊

Elcarajillo

dutchy101

Elcarajillo

I can’t wait to use number 9 on my son.

Elcarajillo

DavecUK

I didn’t think this still existed, I created an April fool page back probably 18 years ago and I thought it was lost in the mists of time. A lot of people tried to buy the items, until I fessed up that it was an April fool. Think about how nothing like them existed back then and what’s on the market now <lol>

Enjoy!

https://web.archive.org/web/20180815224744/http://www.coffeeman.homecall.co.uk/index_files/Page524.htm?showpage=true

Elcarajillo

DavecUK I like it😆

drdre89

Clown World 🤡 continues

-Mac

May be an image of text that says 'I asked for my coffee dark. But, సನ'

-Mac

May be an image of text that says 'I tried to start my day without Coffee... MY COURT DATE IS CURRENTLY PENDING BONES'

-Mac

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