About time we started one? [upl-image-preview url=//i.imgur.com/SdT33q9.png ]

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One for the vaccine refusenik conspiracy theorists. [upl-image-preview url=//i.imgur.com/vk7NX1j.png] It's true. I removed the antennae from my wheels and some sod came round and let my tyres down.

Reimagining Gender! https://imgur.com/a/jZl98ZU

![Brits take to social media to see the funny side in the face of a new lockdown](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/NINTCHDBPICT000628901657.jpg)

I must be normal, all I can see is an 8. [URL=https://i.imgur.com/v1Bn9Oc.jpg][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/v1Bn9Oc.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

My favourite joke I loved to tell when I was a child……… A snake was warming himself in a nice sunny spot in the woods when another snake came quickly slithering up to him and with a very worrying anxious look on his face said… "Sid! Sid! Quick! What am I, a grass snake or an adder?" "A grass snake, why?" replied Sid sleepily. "Thank Gawd for that. I've just bit me lip!"

I have a friend Pat from Ireland went into the local market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy swine", so he decided to set a test for our emerald hero hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Pat says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?" Pat says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99". Pat stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go boy," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Pat answers, "Oh b'Jaisus it's so easy look each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat's 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Pat so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100." Pat stares into space again, then he shouts, "Sweet mother of Mary i've got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Pat’s attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells him, "Go on, the paddy, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Pat leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

@"-Mac"#p1329 Ah…that word filter….but people will figure out that it's turd

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Funnies Thread

Cuprajake

What’s funnier is the Facebook fact check thing under the pic

drdre89

🤡

drdre89

LMSC

Cute though!

drdre89

Elcarajillo

My daughter sent me this in a birthday card. Not sure what she was implying ?

tompoland

Elcarajillo love it. could have been from one of my lot.

John_Yossarian

Elcarajillo this is a big enigma, impossible to guess. 😀 I reckon I might have got one had our sons had come across it. 😀

LMSC

Elcarajillo I can only think of coffee :-)

dfk41

Man walks into a bar and orders a pint. The man next to him says “I recognise that accent. Where are you from?”
Dublin he replies. Great says the other, so am I. “What part?”
O’Connell Street.
‘Never! So am I! What school did you go to?”
St Mary’s
“Never! So did I! What year did you leave?”
1970
“That’s amazing! So did I”
The barman sighs and mutters to himself.
What is wrong with you asked an observer?
It is going to be a long night. The Murphy twins are pissed again!

PaulL

hubcap

Crash Helmet for sale with unused Visor

Emc2

dfk41

Can anyone spot the obvious ‘funny’ in this picture? Once you see it, that is all you can see…..LOL

dutchy101

Hahaha brilliant

dfk41

If you look at the chap on the right, there is a shadow on his t shirt. Does that help?

DavecUK

Dunno? Not getting it 🤔

Rob666

Nor me…

dfk41

Rob666 Look at the original photo. The chap on the right is wearing a blue t shirt. Look at the shirt and you will see part of it is in shadow…..does that help!

Rob666

Duh! Got it, It’s like one of those pics where you either see two vases or two faces. 😎

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