I know this is in jest but it’s truly a shame that once upon a time, dressing well, keeping yourself tidy, carrying yourself well and smelling good was a mark of masculinity.
These days it’s smothering your huge muscles in fake tan, steroids and leaving the house in tracksuit bottoms if you’re under 35, and a stained polo shirt and beer belly if you’re 40+.
Nothing wrong with taking care of yourself!