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One for the vaccine refusenik conspiracy theorists. [upl-image-preview url=//i.imgur.com/vk7NX1j.png] It's true. I removed the antennae from my wheels and some sod came round and let my tyres down.

Reimagining Gender! https://imgur.com/a/jZl98ZU

![Brits take to social media to see the funny side in the face of a new lockdown](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/NINTCHDBPICT000628901657.jpg)

I must be normal, all I can see is an 8. [URL=https://i.imgur.com/v1Bn9Oc.jpg][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/v1Bn9Oc.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

My favourite joke I loved to tell when I was a child……… A snake was warming himself in a nice sunny spot in the woods when another snake came quickly slithering up to him and with a very worrying anxious look on his face said… "Sid! Sid! Quick! What am I, a grass snake or an adder?" "A grass snake, why?" replied Sid sleepily. "Thank Gawd for that. I've just bit me lip!"

I have a friend Pat from Ireland went into the local market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy swine", so he decided to set a test for our emerald hero hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Pat says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?" Pat says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99". Pat stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go boy," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Pat answers, "Oh b'Jaisus it's so easy look each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat's 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Pat so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100." Pat stares into space again, then he shouts, "Sweet mother of Mary i've got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Pat’s attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells him, "Go on, the paddy, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Pat leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?"

@"-Mac"#p1329 Ah…that word filter….but people will figure out that it's turd

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Funnies Thread

MackOT

Cuprajake Let put it another way. The ACS win over me that is why I own ACS instead of Nurri.😀

DavecUK

you have to watch it all, it is funny…well made me chuckle, and I’ve watched it a few times.

Drummer is called Nyango Star..or rather the character, but I don’t think anyone on the interweb knows who it actually is…might be wrong of course.

coffeealex

DavecUK Blimey. It must be on Duracell +++ It picked up some serious speed!

-Mac

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-Mac

May be an image of text that says 'I was watching an Australian cookery show and the audience clapped when the chet made meringue I was surprised as Austr Australians alians normally boo meringue'

DavecUK

CoyoteOldMan

DavecUK Why is this in the funnies? It’s not true?

DavecUK

Ernie1

Seen on Reddit (where else)

dfk41

-Mac

coffeealex

-Mac

“ One bottle lasts longer than three conservative leaders” “and three chancellors put together”

Larry the cat must be having kittens after having so many comings and goings

coffeealex

-Mac Also the baby’s nappy in the picture has much in common with the Tory party: “ will need to be changed often”

CoyoteOldMan

coffeealex He certainly was chasing foxes away

CoyoteOldMan

DavecUK

-Mac

JahLaza

dfk41

The thumbnail for this video caught my eye, as it in there appeared to be a variety of walking aids! The guitarist bless him, is actually very good but at one point an old gent walks across the picture followed by a care home assistant. It also features an enthusiastic part time spoon player! Go on, give up 3 minutes!

Cuprajake

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