@Nightrider_1uk I ordered a white on earlier (on Dave’s forum offer). I didn’t tell Domestic Management until it arrived (nor how much it cost).
My problem with that is that DM here doesn’t care what it cost, but if she doesn’t approve, visually, it ain’t going in the kitchen. I could put it in the garage. That’d work.
As for cooking the books, I presume you aren’t married to someone who was a finance professional until she retired? Unfortunately (for that purpose), I am. If I get caught doing that, the resulting ruckus will be audible from Mars. Nah, mate, I don’t have a death wish.