You are right, the smell of coffee is like the smell of frying bacon, enticing, entoxicating and it makes the nostrils flare and the taste buds tingle in anticipation. But, would I like to dab a bit under me pits?….The bacon, only if I want to be chased by every dog in the neighbourhood. The coffee, only if it would entice some beautiful, dusky maiden from Brazil to want to get to know me, as opposed to sewer flies that are attracted to spent coffee grounds.