A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I’m sorry sir,
you’ll have to get in line for that, too."

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6 days later

The rest of the 2 minutes is pretty funny too, but this one at 0:38 - 0:45 had me laughing out loud.

    CoyoteOldMan I’d already watched this but it’s still funny. I find Mr Hoffman very entertaining and sometimes interesting

      I find it more like childish stupidity and J H irritating.

      James Hoffman is fine, the idiot attempting to riff off his style, much less so….in fact I couldn’t be bothered watching beyond the realisation that it was 1: not James satirizing himself, 2: not remotely entertaining and 3: lazy

      Oh dear! That Piggyback was far from funny! 😏

      I know we’re expected to celebrate many special days…but I give you the most super special one of all “World UFO day” today Saturday 02 July.

      Giphy - aliens abduction GIF

      Giphy - GIF by South Park

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        DavecUK I didn’t know… I don’t watch TV, and it’s not on any of the newspapers or newssites I read/follow, so I completely missed the opportunity to celebrate it! 😂🛸